Holy Ship! reminds attendees not to fornicate with pizza
Things have been known to get weird at Holy Ship! events. The ship set sail just two days ago, and reports of oddities have already made it back to land.
Norwegian Cruise Line, the company that operates the ships used for the maritime festival, issued a statement about their open pizza bar that’s anything but normal. Previous incidents have apparently led the company to announce that their pizza bar is for eating, not fornicating.
“We feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating,” the message reads. “Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizza can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey.”
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— к†и (@killthenoise) January 8, 2018
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